plump, hot, and not food

off tomorrow so there should be art.

Happy Birthday Will! You old pervert!

Happy Birthday Will! You old pervert!

No, don’t.
She still has a chance, you selfish bastard.

No, don’t.

She still has a chance, you selfish bastard.

Today was an okay day at work until it became a horrible shitty day at wrk that resulted in my leaving about an hour after I should’ve!

HOOORAY!

I think I got my first policy violation on DeviantArt, funnily enough while not explicitly referencing what the property in question was.

I suppose it had been long overdue.

Don’t even talk to me if you don’t love Broad City.

I watch it for the plot.

I watch it for the plot.

Girlfriend is like:

"Look, I can’t even keep my zipper zipped when I’m walking around!"

and I’m like

"Are you legit complaining and want help working out or just trying to turn me on???"

It’s a pretty good life, really.